Limericks
There once was a lady of Ur,
Who wore a nightgown of fur
Til one night it caught fire,
And smelled of burnt tires.
No more furry nightgowns for her.
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Once was a fat girl from Davies,
Who made two hundred kinds of gravies.
Too much, yes, she ate.
She caused an earthquake.
Poor gravy-addicted girl from Davies.
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Once was a lady of Perfection.
She never followed directions.
She used gasoline
Instead of Visine
And now has an eye infection.
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Once was a boy named Tom.
He took his pet frog to the prom.
He gave her a kiss,
Turned to a frog prince.
How could he convince his mom?
Julie Hill
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